Sam's Memory Shed

Where Memory Expert, Sam Drew, teaches you how to memorise stuff.

PAO

Here’s a sample PAO system for memorising playing cards:

CARDPERSONACTIONOBJECT
10 (0) of SpadesSquidward TentaclesGrillBurger
Ace (1) of SpadesDonald DuckFish forSmelly dead fish
2 of SpadesNapoleon DynamiteStuff your pockets full of X for laterTater tots
3 of SpadesMike TysonPunchPunching bag
4 of SpadesRodger the DodgerReserve armchair with XHolly
5 of SpadesLaurence Tureaud (Mr T)Create armoured DIY car with XScraps of rusty corrugated iron
6 of SpadesJoey TribbianiEat a whole bunch of X while everybody else looks on disgustedRachel’s trifle containing beef
7 of SpadesClaire DunphyTry to save X from charity binChickie Easter chick toy 
8 of SpadesFred DurstAttack X with a chainsawBull
9 of SpadesPaul DanielsSaw in half for a magic showWoman in a box 
Jack of SpadesHobbes the TigerJump on a homemade see-saw to launch XEnormous snowball
Queen of SpadesWilly DeWittSquirt X with a water pistolVoid Droid
King of SpadesYoung DolphWrite your name in one hundred XBullet casing
10 (0) of HeartsSaint NicholasDeliver down a snowy chimneyChristmas present
Ace (1) of HeartsDuke NukemUse the Expander gun to expand X to the point that it ruptures and explodesPig Cop
2 of HeartsNina NistasiaRide on and whipSkeletal horse
3 of HeartsMakoto Niijima Slam into X with Johanna motorbikeAnthropomorphic Playstation
4 of HeartsRoy NearySculpt X from mashed potatoUFO
5 of HeartsLiam NeesonTape X to your hand for a fight with a huge wolfSmall bottles of spirits 
6 of HeartsChuck NorrisLassoHorse
7 of HeartsKenneth NoyeSteal from a bank vaultGold bullion
8 of HeartsFlippy NipsDeclare that X is a planet and add it to a home-made model of the solar systemPluto
9 of HeartsBill NyeDemonstrate lift by blowing air at XPlastic white aeroplane 
Jack of HeartsHoratio NelsonDisplay naval flags on XEarly C19th British naval warship
Queen of HeartsWillie NelsonPump gas into XCountry-and-western style pick-up truck
King of HeartsYasuko NambaPractice climbing on a climbing wall, featuring X instead of real rock handholdsColourful resin climbing hold
10 (0) of ClubsSpider ManShoot webs atDoctor Octopus
Jack (1) of ClubsDanger MousePut X into a sandwichCheese
2 of ClubsNelson MandelaGive a speech fromPodium
3 of ClubsMarty McFlyAppear from the future in burning tracks driving XDeLorean car
4 of ClubsRoland McDonaldJuggleHappy Meal
5 of ClubsLove MonsterShine a torch on XCute little bunny fear-munching a carrot
6 of ClubsJohn McClaneWalk barefoot overBroken glass
7 of ClubsKevin McAllisterSwing X on a rope to harm your pursuersPaint can full of paint
8 of ClubsFreddy MercuryHold up X to the loud adoration of an enormous audienceBroken microphone stand
9 of ClubsBam MargeraPunt an American football at unsuspecting X going byNice sports car, soft top, driven by a couple of well-to-do wealth Americans
Jack of ClubsHairy McLaryKeep X safe from pack of dogsEnormous bone from Samuel Stone
Queen of ClubsWangari MaathaiPlant XTree sapling
King of ClubsYolanda MontezSlash X with superhero cat clawsToaster
10 (0) of DiamondsSteve RogersProtect yourself from Bucky’s metal arm withCaptain America shield
Ace (1) of DiamondsDoctor RobotnikDrive drill car at XSonic the Hedgehog
2 of DiamondsNatasha RomanovaChuck a grenade at XThanos
3 of DiamondsMarcus RashfordGive out X in a soup runFree school meal in an old bread bag
4 of DiamondsRobin RobinPut X on the top of a Christmas treeChristmas tree star
5 of DiamondsLionel RichieDance upside down on the ceiling withKeytar
6 of DiamondsJack ReacherSlam a fellow inmate’s head againstToilet
7 of DiamondsCruz RamirezStop suddenly during speed trial to avoid running overCute little crab
8 of DiamondsFellowship of the RingDrop into Mount Mordor to destroy it foreverThe one ring to rule them all
9 of DiamondsPeter RabbitAdd X to a scarecrow to frighten away the birdsBlue jacket with brass buttons
Jack of DiamondsHarold Ramis (plays Egon in Ghostbusters)Use Proton Pack to capture XSlimer
Queen of DiamondsWill RamosRidiculous heavy metal scream intoMicrophone
King of DiamondsYamamotoyama RyutaPush X out of the sumo ringSumo wrestler